We will resist the natural urge to include a cheesy joke about a head in regards to this new Terminator Salvation poster so as to not anger
Christian Bale, lest we incur his verbal wrath. Instead, we’ll just list out some possible corny headlines and let you pick one to groan at.
- “That’s no Way to Get Ahead in Life”
- “Looks Like He’s Head of the Class”
- “The Terminator is Getting a Head Start on Death”
- “Terminator Salvation: Nothing to Lose Your Head Over”
- “Terminator Salvation: The Further Adventures of Smolder and Skully”